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The modern classic fit sits just right — not boxy, not slim, just comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5 oz. 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGraphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeamless double-needle ¾\" collar — holds its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh stitch density for a smoother, sharper print surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders for structure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRolled forward shoulder for a modern fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle sleeve and bottom hem for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular fit — minimal torque, stays straight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in sizes XS – 5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Modern classic fit — true to size with a slightly more tailored feel than a standard tee. 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